My neighbor across the street is an older lady. She was a nurse. When she sees me outside, she tells me the jokes she hears. You'll like this if you haven't already heard it!
A church was doing a special memorial for soldiers who died in action. A little boy asks the pastor who all the names are and why they're there.
The pastor says, "Those are the names of all our young men and women who have died in service."
The little boy gets a horrified look on his face, "Which service?" he asks the pastor. "The early service or the late service?"